You Can Now Buy Jeff Session Rolling Papers. Yay America!

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You can always leave it to the ingenious spirit of clever Americans to make lemons out of lemonade.

Enter General Jeff's Old Session Papers, a new line of rolling papers featuring none other than the Attorney General of the United States, Mr. Jeff Sessions.

As everybody with access to a newspaper is aware, Session rabidly opposed to the legalization of cannabis. At a Senate hearing in 2016, he even said, "Good people don’t smoke marijuana."

Featuring a cartoon image of Sessions smoking a big old fatty, the papers sell for $5 per pack.  According to the folks behind the papers, it started out at as joke. But their first batch sold out and they are now selling through a second order,

According to their web page they are trying to create social change and achieve the following:

#JeffSesh is a campaign to tell Jeff Sessions:
We’re not criminals, junkies or idiots. Regular Jeffs all over the country—good, responsible, patriotic Americans—have a sesh now and then… and it's OK!

We can see an entire line of head shop and smoke shop items devoted to Jeff Sessions and the entire Trump administration, including the Trump bong, an General Kelly vape and, of course, an Invanka dab rig.

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